Ping v. FBI

Amy Ping Versus The Federal Bureau of Investigation is a court case ruled on June 20, 2018 in the Supreme Court of Shaviland. The Defendant Amy Ping is prosecuted for the charges below:

Charges

 * 1) Being a Pedophile
 * 2) Molesting Fabian Yang’s little sister
 * 3) Molesting Greg Zhang
 * 4) Molesting many other innocent children under the age of 13.
 * 5) Being a half-shavi
 * 6) Being too lazy to transform into a shavi
 * 7) Haven’t invented any memes
 * 8) Being a crazy follower of Lu Han
 * 9) Being a crazy follower of Little Fresh Meats
 * 10) Being enamored towards Lu Han
 * 11) Having multiple love interests at once
 * 12) DABBING
 * 13) Swearing at the WeChat team
 * 14) Attempting to defy Wechat authority
 * 15) Knowingly using Ellipsis towards the Wechat team, who can only comprehend English
 * 16) Posting useless stuff in Moments
 * 17) Hating Lost Rivers
 * 18) Not being a Pedalphile (Doesn’t want to bike)
 * 19) Waged war in the Korean Peninsula
 * 20) Accepting to fight North Korea (although NK started it)
 * 21) Attacking the innocent ocean
 * 22) Attacking CHINA
 * 23) Losing the Korean War
 * 24) Destroying Allanwooo’s house in Minecraft
 * 25) Picking Julianzbk’s flowers in Minecraft
 * 26) Overcrowding Allanwooo’s house in Minecraft
 * 27) Overcrowding Julianzbk’s house in Minecraft
 * 28) Touching Papyrus’ SPAGHET
 * 29) Accumulating large levels of EXP and LOVE
 * 30) Accused of doing a Genocide run of UNDERTALE
 * 31) Losing rounds of Exploding Kittens
 * 32) Living
 * 33) Inhaling
 * 34) Exhaling
 * 35) Eating
 * 36) Sleeping
 * 37) Defecating
 * 38) Urinating
 * 39) Believing that muscles.mp3 aren't attractive
 * 40) Attempting to destroy muscles.mp3
 * 41) And other Charges and Misdemeanors (total: 69420)

Results
Prosecutor t.e.cauliflower of the FBI and WeChat team summarizes Ping’s charges, and asks for Execution by Exploding Kittens, leaving leeway for her to choose Imploding Kittens if she wished. Supreme judge sans, taking into consideration of Ping's karma value, ruled that Defendant Ping “should be … burn(ing) in hell”, and sends her promptly to the Correctional Institution for Half-Shavis for an eternity.

Unfortunately, the sentence was loosely enforced, so kids, beware of Amy Ping. Although Lu Han was her primary target, he hasn't responded to her for a while (an eternity).DISCLAIMER: This wiki is a satire page, no crimes and pedophilia were actually involved in this wiki.

bruh im not a pedo plz do not come for me fbi well whatever they are in the us yea boiiiiii